I'm going to eschew all the flowery sales text here and just come out and say it - I am ECSTATIC to be able to offer the very first Real Life Figurine - The Shirt Ninja. I've been working with the fantastically talented Gensen Figures to bring the Shirt Ninja to life. (By the way, I recommend browsing their gallery to get a sense of the quality these guys put out... I'm still in awe of their talent.)

Now, I should note - the figurine you see to the left is a painted prototype. Though the final figurine will look very, VERY similar to this one, there may be slight changes here and there before it goes into production. If you preordered one of these before you saw it in color, and don't like it for whatever reason, I will offer you a full refund during the preorder period. Once these are ordered however, all sales are final.

We are sold out of the limited-edition version of the figurine - but don't despair! You will still recieve a super-sexy Shirt Ninja Figurine, ready for (in)action!

Now that we're down to the bottom of this descriptive text, I suppose it's time to talk about the nuts and bolts of this bad boy:

• The figurine stands 4" tall and 5" long.
• It will be permanently attached to a circular base - it's kind of off-balance otherwise, so it's impossible to make it free-standing.
• Each figurine will come packaged in form-fitting plastic in a custom-designed box - for those collectors who like to keep things in their original packaging. And... you know. To keep it safe during shipping.

Remember, pre-ordering is the only way to be SURE you're going to get one of these, because once I make the order, the quantity available will be fixed. No more will be ordered after that point, so pre-order yours today to be guaranteed one of these fantastic collectibles!